Help! My System's Been "Longhorned", and Now It's Walking Funny!

Help! My System's Been "Longhorned", and Now It's Walking Funny!, originally uploaded by CraftyGuy.

What a phenomenal piece of crap is Windows Server 2008 (a.k.a. "Longhorn")!

Apparently, it's the end-user that is on the receiving end of the long horn.

Could someone please pass the K.Y. and the Preparation-H?

I hope the next version of the Windows (Non-)Operating System is codenamed "Apology"...