And now, my list of what I consider to be the highlights of the low-lights:
- Alaa: Mr. "Love 'Em from the Hair to the Nipple". WTF?
- The "Go Down Moses" guy: Enunciation? Just say "no"!
- Nick Stano: Please leave "Unchained Melody" to the pros. Don't try this at home.
- ZhengZhong: Zzzzzzzzzzz
- Udgeet: Another WTF?
- Alexis: Pillar of maturity that you are... not! Oh, grow up!
- Milo: Looks like Peter Yarrow, sounds like Billy Crystal. 'Nuff said...
- Ben: What the Flaming Hell was that? Ewwww! And what's with the waxing - dude, that is just plain not right, not to mention against the laws of nature. No self-respecting guy does that. Then again, Ben, you're clearly no self-respecting guy...
- Paul the Stalker: Ahhh... Security?
- Cristina: Princess Leia in hot pants, fishnet stockings, and leather boots. Mommy, I'm scared!
(Patti suggested that I should at least make mention of some of the more touching moments. Oh puh-leeze! Save it for Oprah...)
Until Chewbacca yodels again...